BREAKING NEWS!

we here at WBC regret to inform you that the LOSERS' agent, edgar stiles, has died. sources close to stiles have said that he died because of a terrorist attack. details of the attack have been disclosed.



when asked about the attack, the champions' agent jack bauer commented, "we are all expendable. we're out of time. let's get back to work people."

Losers -- New CEO!

not only has he released tha carter III today, but the rapper announced that he is the new CEO of the LOSERS franchise. he claims that they are the "greatest wiffle ball players alive" but we all know how that goes.

advice from a champion:

7-time racing champion ricky bobby had wise words for the losers. "remember kids," bobby said, "if you're not first, you're last."


well said, ricky.

the war of the publicists?

tmz.com reported a verbal altercation between the losers' publicist, toby flenderson and the champions' publicist, michael scott.

according to the reports, flenderson decided to start whining about his personal life, when scott pushed flenderson's meal off of the table.

flenderson's one representative (his daughter) declined to comment on the situation.

g.o.o.d music

kanye west announced tuesday that he will be signing the champions to his music label, g.o.o.d. music. in an effort to branch out to trash talk, he gave the dominator and darkness their own imprint, getting off our d---s.


mr. west welcomes the duo to his family!

Vinces not feeling their fans?

Recently, ESPN Classic re-ran the slaughter and humiliation of the 06 series. Ninc had dedicated the game and his performance to his idol, Vince Young, while Ranr dedicated the game and his performance to his idol, Vince Carter.


Vince Young in a statement regarding ninc's performance said:

"I love when kids idolize me and look up to me. I was born a winner and always have been a winner. When kids dedicate their performance and then suck it up when it comes time to perform, it disappoints me and what I'm about. One of the proudest moments in my sports career was beating USC in the Championship Game. Getting that Championship was great and I feel sorry because ninc and ranr will never experience that."

Vince Carter also had things to say, regarding ranr's performance:

"Going to North Carolina and then winning the Slam Dunk Contest (after I said I was going to win it) are highlights of my life. When I say I'm going to win something or do something I just do it. I'm sponsored by Nike (because I'm great) and live by that slogan. Obviously ranr can't do much and probably will never be able to do anything. It is nice to see kids respect me, but c'mon, if you're going to say you'll win a game - Win it. Obviously winning is something ranr is not used to in wiffle ball. I definitely support Darkness and the Dominator. Darkness even predicted me getting traded far before I did. He knew that I was not comfortable in Toronto and understands that how a champion truly feels. "

Sponsorship for LOSERS announced!

The WNBA, Fruit of the Loom, and Ryan Seacrest have all stated their support for ninc and ranr.

The WNBA released this statement:

"Because of our decreased viewership and our waste of time idea in creating the WNBA, we thought we'd support other waste of time ideas. Ninc and Ranr make us extremely happy that we are not at the bottom of the sports world."

Fruit of the Loom released their statement as well:

"We love supporting other fruits. It would be a waste of our money to give ninc and ranr financial support, but fruits stick together."

Ryan Seacrest simply stated:

"They are my American Idols. I'm a big loser and so are they, why not support them?"

Family...whose side are you on?

Sure its hard to pick sides when it comes to family...but really? Why would you say things like:

bAnDwAGonBYnAtUrE: maybe itll tie
bAnDwAGonBYnAtUrE: i cant wait to see who wins
bAnDwAGonBYnAtUrE: did u guys really win wiffle ball

things like that can hurt your chances of joining the Dominator and Darkness. If you care to remain neutral, you could be in for a "not-so-fun ride"

plus, we know you are on the Dominator/Darkness team, why fight the truth?



We will wait for you to choose sides, until then you'll be in the same boat as the sun...

New Sponsorships!

RC Cola and V8 have recently became new sponsors and are based off of childhood nicknames. Once thought of as dumb nicknames created by the dads has turned into a huge pay day for both Darkness and the Dominator. As fans of Darkness and the Dominator, everyone will receive free products from both sponsors. And so what if both the drinks stink? Who can turn down free stuff?

Newcomer?

Newcomer, Sunny is going to be in the middle of this heated rivalry. His skills are similar to ninc and ranr, but with Darkness and the Dominator helping him, we may see an upcoming star. As of right now, Darkness still Dominates the Sun and he is just not good enough to be on their team.





Sorry Sunny, you'll have to earn your way to greatness.

Poster still on sale!

They are paying people to take this poster, but still nobody seems to want it.

THE CHAMPION PARTY - EXCLUSIVE PICTURE

not only do the darkness and dominator have a sponsorship from mr. kanye west, the duo has been spotted at the champion party with the louis vuitton don.



classy, gentleman.

mr. west will be making an appearance at the world series in july. the true champion will also be performing a million hit songs for his sponsored team.


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Movie Star and Community Service Too!

The Dominator was almost cast on the Pirates of the Caribbean series after the huge win. He had to say peace to the movie trilogy, explaining, "I really thought that my celebrity status would take away from the movie. Johnny Depp replaced me and became a bigger star because of it. I'm glad to help him out, plus I didn't have to wear tights and act like a douche bag the whole movie. It worked out for all of us."



The Dominator is often times seen around batting cages, teaching little kids how to play. He teaches them the fundamentals of batting and fielding and has turned little kids into future stars.



Not only does he help his team win the Championship, but he has time to help out others. A Role Model for the Ages

stadium status

the darkness has been spotted driving around a brand new bentley. word on the street is he paid in cash, because he is a true champion. ya'll can't tell him nothin.' if you're looking to be a champion, buy a bentley.

if you're looking to be a loser, then look no further than THE PINK PONY.

public service announcement pt II:

NEVER FORGET.

public service announcement:

..he will ruin your life.

And just in case you don't believe us...



Are you still doubting?...check yourself

Poster for Sale!

A new motivational poster has been sold in record numbers. Check your local stores before they all sell out!

they even suck at basketball!

looks like there is yet another sport that the losers suck at. here we see the dominator stuffing the shit out of ninc's jumpshot. sorry about that one sir.

and remember kids:

BREAKING NEWS - MORE GRAFFITI!

more graffiti has been found in the ESPN archives. it seems as though the street team has been following a certain pattern. if anybody catches these vandals, please donate money to them so that they can buy more spray paint and deface more pictures of the losers. then give them a high five!

are you serious?

after hearing that the dominator and the darkness are on a 427 game winning streak, ninc, a founding member of the losers, pissed his pants. yes folks, a grown man pissing in his pants.

he should have invested in these:

Greatness Poll

A recent poll was taken by America about how Great the two teams actually are.

100000000.01 Americans were polled. 100000000 agreed that Darkness and the Dominator were far greater than ninc and ranr. While .01 (which is technically still a fetus) showed no response to the question and was thus defaulted to choose the losing team.

losers - spring training!

a guy who works with tmz.com sent these pictures in. see for yourself.





you can clearly see that these two scrubs are hard at work. they're gonna need to run a lot more and lift a lot more if they want to beat these two champions:



here we see our champion, the darkness enjoying a nice game of virtual reality fishing. how relaxing.



our other champion, the dominator enjoying a good ol' dance off.


the champions seem to be taking this vacation very lightly, as the two have not stepped onto a wiffle ball field since the regular season. good luck, champs!

exclusive interview with the losers' mascot!

not much of an "interview," if you ask this blogger. after their atrocious performance in the 2006 championship series, ESPN made a conscious effort to speak to rainbow, the losers mascot. rainbow kept the hometown crowd going even after losing. he is not hard to miss. often the gay one on the field, he is either seen dancing, dancing or dancing.

the rainbow in action:



it seems like even rainbow was too disappointed in his team to be interviewed.

let's hope the losers can try harder this year.

LOSERS - NEW JERSEY UNVEILED!

ladies and gentleman, the MLW is proud to present the losers with a brand new design for their home and visiting jerseys. it is standard to have two different jerseys, however, the losers have proved time and time again that they are not worth two sets of jerseys.

so here we are, exclusive to this blog:





be sure to check this jersey out in action in july!

The Pink Pony

Often times a picture speaks louder than words, but...



Here ranr is seen riding a pink pony for one cent. After losing a huge game like ninc and ranr did, often leaves the losing team without a pay-day and they have to settle for $.01 instead of $1.00 or even $0.25. Ranr does not realize that the pink pony does not move and won't help him get out of the country for his disappointing show in 2006. His t-shirt also indicates that winning is out of his prime, just like the Cowboys. Yes, they did win super bowls, but Tony Homo and company have yet to produce a win in the post season the past two years (coincidence?). Notice that ranr is using a pony, instead of a horse. Sometimes losers have to settle for the smaller things.

tracy mcgrady finds solace in losing

after countless back spasms, tracy mcgrady has been faced with several obstacles. in an interview with Stuart Scott, the NBA all-star had a few things to say:

Tracy McGrady, Houston Cockets: I really like ninc on the Losers in the Wiffle Ball League. Those guys lose, but they do it in a way that I can admire. Those guys have a lot of heart and put a lot of effort into losing. You know, I've never won a playoff series in my life and I know how it feels to lose in big important games. It doesn't matter how much you think about winning, sometimes it just doesn't happen. I feel like Me, ninc and ranr are in the same boat. I'm pretty sure they'll lose again this year, and look great doing so.



After the interview and talking about ninc and ranr, T-mac had to leave after becoming emotional.

BREAKING NEWS

although it is a known fact that the darkness and the dominator have been champions for a long time and from a very young age, a recent photo has been vandalized by who is believed to be a part of the dominating darkness street team. the group has been spotted in and around houston, tx and columbus, oh tagging pictures of their beloved heroes. here is the latest find:




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sightings

after losing the 06 series, ranr prepped for his press conference. but the game had worn him out to the point of exhaustion and well, at this point, a nap was a lot less scary than facing ESPN after the atrocious ball playing he did with ninc.



likewise, this picture was taken of ninc, hiding in a cabinet after losing the 06 series. i guess the embarassment of the loss was too much to handle for the duo. let's be real..were they ever any real competition for the darkness and dominator?



in the off season, ranr looks to the scoreboard. not wiffle ball folks, bowling. yes, ranr sucks at bowling just as much as ninc does. what a shame.


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Change of Name...the real reason..

"Nikit is (not) cool" was changed from "nikthastick" following the 2006 loss. It was quite obvious that Nik was not tha stick, and he felt like he not only let himself down, his team, but everyone that ever liked him. It is a sad story how such a promising name become such an uncool one.

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recent loser sightings

team member ranr was seen pointing a gun at ninc's head after a blown save. ninc, upset with his performance, nearly took his life that night. the 3-year rookie will face some of his biggest obstacles in mid-july, the dominator and the darkness.




team member ninc was spotted with the darkness after losing a bowling game. that's right folks, he loses in bowling too. nobody said he was exclusive with wiffle ball.


til next time, stay tuned!

Wiffle Ball on Nintendo DS

There have been numerous fan e-mails of why The Dominator and Darkness were not featured on "Wiffle Ball" for Nintendo DS, and a statement from the team owner was issued

"Regarding the absence of Darkness and The Dominator for Wiffle Ball on Nintendo DS, we have decided that having them on the game would be an unfair advantage to whoever had to play against the team in a player vs. player or player vs. cpu mode. Think about the NBA Live Series, by EA Sports and how Michael Jordan was never featured, until late in his career. The best players are often missing, but that doesn't make the game any worse. It was a decision made by the team and the team's personnel and we have nothing against the makers of Wiffle Ball for the Nintendo DS system. Who knows, maybe in the future we may see this duo on the cover for Wiffle Ball 09, by EA Sports..."

RARE! Kobe Bryant Interview

Kobe Bryant recently sat down with ESPN anchor Stuart Scott for the weekly Sunday Conversation. An excerpt of the interview can be read below:

Stuart Scott, ESPN: I know you watch a lot of sports in your free time. Who do you think we should be on the look out for?


Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers: Well i know it isn't basketball, but I've really had my eye on the Dominator and Darkness in the MLW. I see nothing but big things in their future. Big ups to them.

The rest of the interview isn't important.

The Dominator and Darkness....coming soon.

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the recent whereabouts of ranr and ninc

it seems the challengers have a lot on their mind.

tune in to the world series in july!